A letter from the Lord
To
Homo sapiens
Earth, Solar
System
Date: Today
Place: Lord
Krishna’s office, Heaven
Dear Humans,
I have been
following all your arguments on Evolution and Creationism, rather heated
debates at times. I am writing to you on behalf of all the gads (I prefer gads
over gods) not to defend the idea of creationism, but to question the evolution
of the creators itself. The old man, Charles Darwin, and many other people like
him, have proposed the idea of evolution so as to explain the vast diversity of
life forms. I kind of like the idea as they explain by reasoning and
experimentation rather than just blind faith in something.
(Image
credit: bestofdesijokes.blogspot.com)
Considering
this scenario on the earth, I always wondered why the hell we, the Gads, look
the same since the time we were created. The world is changing with time; even
the tiny micro-organisms are evolving mechanisms which are good for them. I mean-what is wrong with you?
You never
changed the way we look neither in photograph nor in Photoshop. So I am putting
down a few wishes that we, as the Gads you created, long for.
We always
wanted to get funky looks, wear branded clothes, and be called by a cool name
like Krish. At least an
electric guitar which could help me hack a few girls’ hearts. Let me tell you,
it is not all that vibrant here in heaven as you have described. You have attributed
to me success with many girls. But, it is a completely different situation
here. Sex ratio is quite skewed in heaven. Blame the sex identification
techniques of the corrupt doctors who do not seem to spare even the Gads.
Image: momorobo.com
You might ask
why I would need all these.
C’mon. I am
not asking you to give me money or build a fancy air-conditioned temple with
swimming pools and all those luxuries. I am just asking you to update the way
we look at least in photographs so that I would upload those narcissistic
photos in my Facebook page.
Hoping for a
crazy change,
Yours Gadly
Lord Krish
“Gad must be
crazy.”
PS: This is just a piece
of fiction. It is not meant to hurt theist’s feelings about the Gad(s), but
FYI, I am an atheist.
